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2012-02-13T17:08:00.001+08:00

如果有一天，当你跟爱的人发生争执，你就让他赢，他又能赢到什么？所谓的输，你又输掉了什么？这个赢跟输，只是文字上罢了，我们大部分的生命都浪费在语言的纠葛中。其实，争执在很多时候，并没有留下任何输赢，却失去了很多本应珍惜的感情！

可乐不发威，你不把俺当导弹？

2012-02-13T17:04:00.001+08:00

可乐不发威，你不把俺当导弹？

朋友结婚时可以用

2012-02-13T17:02:00.003+08:00

第一圈是啤酒，第二圈是红酒，第三圈是白酒。每个杯子下面有张扑克，但是每一圈里面只有一张王牌。新郎找10个人闯关，新娘的10个朋友守关。冲关者在每一圈里面抽牌，直到抽到王就不喝，剩下的全部是守关者喝，每一圈以此类推

2012-02-13T17:00:00.003+08:00

你想过普通的生活，就会遇到普通的挫折。你想过上最好的生活，就一定会遇上最强的伤害。这世界很公平，你想要最好，就一定会给你最痛。能闯过去，你就是赢家，闯不过去，那就乖乖退回去做个普通人吧。。。所谓成功，并不是看你有多聪明，也不是要你出卖自己，而是看你能否笑着渡过难关。----李嘉诚

2012-02-13T17:00:00.001+08:00

请记住，快乐的人不是没有痛苦，而是不会被痛苦所左右。人生难免会和痛苦不期而遇，其实痛苦并不可怕，可怕的是内心背叛自己，成为痛苦的帮凶。整理一下自己的心情，忘记那些不愉快的往事，听听音乐，看看风景，说能说的话，做可做的事，走该走的路，见想见的人。

哈哈

2012-02-13T16:59:00.001+08:00

如今,没结婚的像结婚的一样同居,结婚的像没有结婚的一样分居;动物像人一样穿上了衣服,人像动物一样露着肉;小孩子像大人一样成熟,大人像小孩子一样幼稚;女人像男人一样爷们,男人像女人一样娘们;没钱的像有钱的一样装富,有钱像没钱的一样装穷;情人像夫人一样四处招摇,夫人像情人一样深入简出。

【测试你未来的老公的英俊程度】

2012-01-06T12:02:00.001+08:00

冷笑话

2012-01-06T12:00:00.002+08:00

每当老公感到烦心、沮丧、失望、无力的时候，贤惠的妻子便什么也不说，只是默默地跑去把信用卡刷爆，然后把账单偷偷放在他的床头，他便会立刻重新拥有奋斗的勇气和力量。得妻如此，夫复何求啊！

老师对小明说...

2012-01-01T12:54:00.002+08:00

老师对小明说：“乳就是小的意思，比如乳猪就是小猪，请你用乳字造个句。” 小明：“我家很穷，只能住40平米的乳房。” 老师晕：“不行。换个。” 小明：“我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。” 老师狂晕：“不行，再换个。” 小明：“老师，我想不出来了，把我的乳头都想破了！”

车祸不死哥的传奇！三轮哥，奔跑哥，体操哥，弹射哥，火车哥！

2012-01-01T12:50:00.001+08:00

啥？

2012-01-01T12:35:00.001+08:00

学生：老师，口字加舍字念啥？老师：念啥。学生一脸茫然：老师，我不知道，所以才问你。老师：这个字它念啥。学生：我真不知道它念啥。老师沉住气：你想知道它念啥，但是你又不知道它念啥，它就念啥。学生一脸茫然。。。

幽默笑话

2012-01-01T12:27:00.002+08:00

乌龟受伤，让蜗牛去买药。过了2个小时，蜗牛还没回来。乌龟急了骂道：他妈的再不回来老子就死了！这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音：你他妈再说老子不去了

每天喝水的正确时间

2012-01-01T12:26:00.000+08:00

【每天喝水的正确时间】第一杯：6:30（排毒又养颜）第二杯：8:30（体贴又健康）第三杯：11:00（解乏又放松）第四杯：12:50（减负又减肥）第五杯：15:00（提神又醒脑）第六杯：17:30（消化又吸收）第七杯：22:00（解毒，消化增进血液循环)

没有过不去的事情，只有过不去的心情

2012-01-01T12:25:00.001+08:00

没有过不去的事情，只有过不去的心情，很多事情之所以过不去是因为心里放不下，过不去心里的槛。其实只要把心情变一下，世界就完全不一样了。修行就是修心，怎么修都是这颗心！将所有该放下的留在2011，怀着一颗轻松的心步入2012！人生无常，愿新的一年平安、喜乐！嗡嘛呢呗美哄

人民币上的景点你知道多少？

2012-01-01T12:24:00.001+08:00

看看你的手机是来自哪里的

2011-12-27T13:29:00.002+08:00

世界上最有名的17句话，记住你能弄明白很多。

2011-12-27T13:27:00.000+08:00

金正日留给儿子的十句话

2011-12-27T13:25:00.000+08:00

相信自己

2011-12-27T13:21:00.000+08:00

总会有人说你好，也会有人说你不好，但只要我们做人做事问心无愧，就不必执着于他人的评判。无须看别人的眼神，不必一味讨好别人，那样会使自己活得更累。当有人对你施不敬的言语，请不要在意，更不要因此而起烦恼。因为这些言语改变不了事实，却可能搅乱你的心。心如果乱了，一切就都乱了。

笑话

2011-12-26T17:56:00.001+08:00

老师问：人生自古谁无屎，你接下一句。学生说：有谁大便不用纸。老师很生气，叫学生罚站。这时老师看见窗外下雪，遗憾的说：上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨。学生：老师吃饭不吃屎，饭到肚里变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不吃屎。老师晕倒

Why aren't our parks like Japan's?

2011-12-01T17:28:00.000+08:00

Ketchupbot + 20th Century Fox Theme on a Flute

2011-12-01T17:21:00.000+08:00

wow...

2011-12-01T17:19:00.000+08:00

Kate Upton Perfectly Timed Slow Motion - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Drink mixing typewriter

2011-09-22T14:03:00.001+08:00

Russian guy climbs to the top of one of Moscow's skyscrapers.

2011-09-22T13:52:00.000+08:00

DragonCon 2011

2011-09-22T13:48:00.001+08:00

Flash mob Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) - Shakira in Piazza Duomo a Milano

2011-09-10T14:32:00.001+08:00

The most beautiful thing I've seen in a while

2011-09-10T14:29:00.001+08:00

"EveryBody" feat. IDOLM@STER MMD

2011-09-10T14:25:00.001+08:00

Innovation at it's finest.

2011-09-10T14:22:00.001+08:00

Rory's Story

2011-09-10T14:18:00.000+08:00

I dont want to turn black

2011-09-10T14:16:00.001+08:00

Wait for it.

2011-09-10T14:14:00.001+08:00

VH1's "Ton of Cash" - The Greek Mystique's Final Animal

2011-09-10T14:06:00.000+08:00

A Comedy for Animal Lovers

2011-09-02T13:56:00.001+08:00

Gotye- Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)

2011-09-02T13:52:00.001+08:00

Cop tasers then kicks mentally handicap person while he is complying

2011-09-02T13:48:00.001+08:00

This is what it's like to be shot at with an AK-47

2011-09-02T13:44:00.001+08:00

wait for it

2011-09-02T13:39:00.000+08:00

Fail Compilation

2011-08-29T16:16:00.002+08:00

Amazing Freestyle Soccer Tricks

2011-08-29T16:00:00.000+08:00

Creepy monkey waiters wearing human masks. Creepier than you'd think.

2011-08-29T15:57:00.000+08:00

Brodie Smith - Frisbee Trick Shots

2011-08-29T15:55:00.000+08:00

Mac 'n' Cheese

2011-08-29T15:51:00.001+08:00

Mac 'n' Cheese from Mac 'N' Cheese on Vimeo.

Oh hi eeyore

2011-08-29T15:49:00.001+08:00

Seth McFarlane Presents....Sex

2011-08-29T15:43:00.001+08:00

Driver overtaken many cars - and in the end he has an accident

2011-08-29T15:35:00.000+08:00

extreme sport in india

2011-08-29T15:31:00.000+08:00

How long you didn't watch power ranger

2011-08-29T15:28:00.000+08:00

Amazing P-90 Rubber Band Gun

2011-08-28T14:57:00.000+08:00

Elderly Couple of 62 Years plays piano

2011-08-28T14:56:00.001+08:00

500 People in 100 Seconds!

2011-08-28T14:48:00.000+08:00

FIFTY PEOPLE ONE QUESTION

2011-08-27T19:35:00.000+08:00

Son Fights His Moms Killer In Court

2011-08-27T19:31:00.001+08:00

Waterproof Driveway.

2011-08-27T19:22:00.000+08:00

Speed Comparison: GT vs. F1

2011-08-27T19:19:00.000+08:00

August Fail Compilation

2011-08-25T13:57:00.001+08:00

This is how you are supposed to skate.

2011-08-25T13:55:00.001+08:00

50 Cal Machine Gun VS. 250 Watermelons

2011-08-25T13:45:00.000+08:00

Skyscraperman a.k.a. SpiderDan scales John Hancock Center with Spider-Man's Stan Lee interview

2011-08-25T13:42:00.001+08:00

DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE

2011-08-25T13:33:00.001+08:00

For God's sake invest in silicone before this happens

2011-08-25T13:21:00.000+08:00

Conan O'Brien Old Time Baseball

2011-08-25T13:17:00.000+08:00

alk to your kids about sex...don't be such a pussy.

2011-08-25T13:12:00.000+08:00

Cats Playing Patty-cake, what they were saying...

2011-08-25T13:11:00.001+08:00

Sand art

2011-08-25T13:08:00.000+08:00

Car Explosion in Los Angeles

2011-08-25T13:01:00.000+08:00

Dance like a boss

2011-08-23T14:13:00.000+08:00

jeep vs snomobile race over water

2011-08-23T13:17:00.000+08:00

No Bones Dance

2011-08-23T13:09:00.000+08:00

How to Increase Your Wi-Fi Signal

2011-08-23T13:02:00.001+08:00

Dr. Michio Kaku America Has A Secret Weapon

2011-08-23T12:56:00.001+08:00

This is why i love mankind!

2011-08-23T12:44:00.001+08:00

explain this to your insurance

2011-08-21T14:57:00.001+08:00

"Revenge" - Minecraft

2011-08-21T14:54:00.000+08:00

A very angry eye doctor.

2011-08-21T14:39:00.001+08:00

Something Is Really Wrong With This Child: Nicki Minaj Super Bass Cover!

2011-08-21T14:32:00.001+08:00

??? lady in coffee shop

2011-08-21T14:26:00.001+08:00

Hysteria (2011) Trailer

2011-08-21T14:18:00.000+08:00

LEGO 3D Milling Machine - "3D Printer"

2011-08-21T14:03:00.000+08:00

Someone should tell this girl that this can't be done

2011-08-21T13:59:00.001+08:00

KEN BLOCK'S GYMKHANA FOUR; THE HOLLYWOOD MEGAMERCIAL

2011-08-20T15:56:00.001+08:00

lol

2011-08-20T15:32:00.001+08:00

Come down and fight me, bro! What do I look like? Well

2011-08-20T15:28:00.001+08:00

Throwing a rock down a 1500 ft hole.

2011-08-20T15:19:00.001+08:00

wo hoo

2011-08-20T15:13:00.001+08:00

Don Diablo - In it to win it (X-Rated Version) from Don Diablo on Vimeo.

How to make Fire from ICE

2011-08-20T15:09:00.000+08:00

Very talented Skateboarder

2011-08-19T15:01:00.001+08:00

Parkour Fail

2011-08-19T14:52:00.001+08:00

Sea mine detonation

2011-08-19T14:41:00.000+08:00

A Different Perspective - The Story of Ray Ponce

2011-08-19T14:38:00.000+08:00

Fishing!!! What could go wrong?

2011-08-19T14:37:00.001+08:00

very interesting man

2011-08-19T14:32:00.001+08:00

Look fun

2011-08-19T14:29:00.000+08:00

Whiskey Shivers - Gimme All Your Lovin

2011-08-19T14:26:00.000+08:00

Girls Gone Wild Protesting

2011-08-18T16:31:00.001+08:00

DON'T SLEEP at the Comedy Show!

2011-08-18T16:27:00.000+08:00

The Next American Idol

2011-08-18T16:22:00.001+08:00

Bondi Rescue - Balls hanging out

2011-08-18T16:12:00.001+08:00

i don't how i gonna react, but i keep laughing. oh man , you dance well

2011-08-18T16:10:00.001+08:00